Monday, November 30, 2009

Tiger's not out of the Woods


There's a certain appeal to anything that we can't easily get. Like, even people who does not care about golf or how many times Tiger Woods has hit a birdie, now wants to know why Tiger hit the fire hydrant.
I'm a firm believer that politicians are the only public figure whose life should be dissected by the public, if for no other reason than it's our tax dollars paying them. Movies and sports celebrities are entitled to a private life, period. I don't care that there are parents out there who thinks that they are role models for their kids. Excuse me, but let me say it again, they are not role models for your kids - you are.

Anyway, back to Tiger and his wife Elin. Why did Elin claw his face and smash his car window with his golf club? She clawed his face because that's what a woman should do to stop her husband from leaving the house at 220 a.m. And why the golf club? Because her nails were already broken from clawing him, she can't use her bare hands to smash the glass. And why was Tiger leaving the house at 220 a.m.? Because he could not sleep thinking about the black Friday sale at the mall so he can get Rachel that jewelry she wanted. Who's Rachel?

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