Just Wondering...

I've read Genesis so many times but while reading Genesis 3 again this morning, the part where God cursed the snake (for telling Eve to eat the apple) and told the snake "on your belly you shall go and dust you shall eat" I suddenly had to wonder: How did the snake move around before,if not on its belly since it doesn't have any feet? And what was Eve smoking, that she listened and got enticed by something that look like that? I dont know. But now my mind has more questions.

1. Why is it that men salivate over boobs and legs while women only gets turned on by cash and shoes?

2. Why is it that when a woman is having hormonal crisis, all she wants to do is kill anything that breathes and eat anything that doesn't move. The man simply withdraws and devour porn.

3. When a man goes out and gets something slow and young or red and fast (or both) people say he's having middle age crisis, but when a woman does it, she's lost her mind.

Lastly, and I wonder about this all the time. Whenever I pass by a building construction or roads being built or repaired I'd see a lone white man, the boss--the rest are wetbacks, Chicanos and Mexicans. Where's the other color?