How to emasculate a Filipino male child

Let's get this straight right now---I love gay men. Not a bone in me fear or hate them, and all my gay friends and gay relatives will vouch me on this. But I have this question: Why so many of them here in the Philippines? Is the number really greater here than that of North America or Saudi Arabia? (Yes, I said Saudi Arabia.) Or does it only look like it because here in the Philippines gays have no closets to hide in.


I am no reseacher but I can calculate by simple observation. You want to emasculate your male child? Here's how we do it here in the Philippines: Before they're 1 year old, treat their pisser like it's a toy. An amazing toy that you and the rest of the village people finds so much glee when it squirts water. Even to your face. Then you and the rest of the village people show your amazement at this baby sea cucumber by kissing it, though not with the same reverence as when you kiss the foot of the Santo Nino (wooden baby Jesus). And if you're moneyed enough, hire a nanny for him who will spoon feed him his food until he's 15.
And fire the nanny if she forgets to keep his back dry from sweat when he plays too much. While all this time, showing him by example that he doesn't have to work until he's finished college, even if he has to cram 4 years of college into 6 or 8. And if this is not enough to show your love, go ahead and let him sleep in the same bed with you until he's married. Which by then, a good parent would have already provided for.....pawn the house and the rest of the children to pay for his wedding. Then let him and his bride live in the same house with you. Until they're dead or you. Or whichever come first.