Never say never

I don't do kids and cats. That used to be my mantra but they keep straying into my life. Let me in, let me in.
Well, should I say more about the cat? Besides giving me allergies with his dander what's his contribution?
At least Jordan can grill. Remember him then?

Well, he's grown. And if Oprah can have her chef, I can too. If you can call frying a banana as cooking.