Chat needs to have her own baby so she can divert her attention from me. "oh my god, you're doing a selfie? I make fun of people on Facebook with their  selfie". Was her reaction when she saw me busy posing for myself. "I am busy running a company and here you are, busy doing a selfie." Well, what else is there to do? I make the redneck pose for a selfie too and he doesn't get annoyed. Until after the 100th time and he'd say in a tone edging towards disgust: "Baby, stop that already. Go find something else to do." OK, but do this one like you're Jason Statham.

And I am Kate Blanchett. Omg, I need to double my meds.