Ok. What is overrated, exaggerated and portrayed on tv like it's what actually happens in most bedrooms in America? Sex. Yup, that's right. S.E.X.

Come on. I don't  know about you, but sex is too much work. TV portrays sex as something for leisure and pleasure, something you do at random; no brushing of teeth (or mouthwash at least) and no clean up to do after it's consummated. Seriously? Do you both just lay there enjoying the afterglow? Taking in the aroma of sweat and  Clorox smell of that concentrated goo spilled somewhere in the neighborhood between your legs and your abdomen? Really? Who does that? Do you know why some so-called sex experts tout sex as good for your coronary? It's because a self respecting woman should jump out (even  before he becomes unconscious or act "spent") and do like she's doing the trampoline, until her cavity is fully drained of any foreign goo that entered her and then run to the bathroom and scrub herself wild with the real Clorox.  That alone, is at least a 15 minute cardio work out.

Ok. So I over exaggerated a little. But. Still. I'm willing to forego the 2 minute pleasure because clean up is a bitz and I don't care for any cardio work out anyway.