It's all a big deal

I woke up this morning with the neighborhood kids all calling my name, they're ready to go to church with me, they said. I don't do kids, but off to church we go.
They were determined to have fun, so I thought I should too. I told them we're going to start a rock band. They didn't understand what I meant....but I do....hmmmm.In this part of the world, everything is a big deal. Just look at our garbage on top of the garbage with wheels.
In Dallas, Chat hates their homeowners association more than facial hair, while I simply hate frogs more than anything---especially when they don't turn into a prince. Or when they park outside my door like they're part of my decor.