"If only you're 20 years younger, we would be perfect." If I was 20 years younger, I won't even give you the initials of my name. Or the sweat off my arse. But no I didn't tell him that, because really, as far as I'm concerned, I'm perfect for everything and everyone.
I have lots of male friends because I love men, (more than women) for the simple reason that I could spend time in close proximity with a man and our brainwave will not synchronize our menstrual cycle and produce 2 pit bulls. So when my friend teased me about being "old" I simply replied by saying that I may not be in running condition but I walk well, and complete with new parts; hip, knee, cornea. And porcelain choppers.
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